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The most brutally honest shirt in our collection. Perfect for late-night adventures and making absolutely sure everyone knows your priorities. Premium heavyweight cotton with bold typography that refuses to be subtle. For the shameless the sex-positive and those who think honesty is the best policy even when it is wildly inappropriate.